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Joke of the Day
"What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like? Depends."
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"I hate it when my dates try to start conversations How on earth do you reply to ""mppphhhhh mmmmmhhhh phhhhhmmmm"""
"I can turn wine into a one night stand. Your move Jesus."
"What is the difference between a Muslim boy and Tim Cook? One doesn't get arrested to make shitty watches."
"Anything u say can & will be used against u, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I'm a woman. And, we never forget. Anything. Ever."
"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ? 1 or 2 ? 1... or 2..."
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"The designer of the generic ""Advice Animals"" font changed the internet. One might say he made quite an impact."
"What is the dogs favourite city ? New Yorkie !"
"An Apple a day may keep the Doctor away!!!... But an Onion a day keeps Everybody away!!!"