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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down? Married."
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"Have you ever wondered why Aspirin is white? It's because it works!"
"Fidel Castro's last words Fidel Castro's final words were: ""revive me I have the ray gun"""
"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam"
"Ibuprofenum and Aspirin are running in a race... Suddenly prednisolone passes them and wins first place. Ibuprofenum looks toward Aspirin and mutters: ""fucking steroids"""
"What is a group of gay pirates favorite pastime? Pegging each other's booty"
"[doctor gets job as 911 operator] ""What's your emergency?"" MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE ""Hmm ok let's wait a few weeks and see how it is then"""
"What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love? ""You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"""
"Sleeping in tomorrow so I have to put my phone on Lebron Mode... No ring"
"Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket? Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)"