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Joke of the Day
"Black and Mexican jokes are the same Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
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"Que dijo un mar al otro? ola"
"*writes employment history on arm *writes professional references on thigh *writes email address on neck *adds ""resume"" to resume"
"A News Reporter just described someone as ""Healthy as a Bus"". Yeah....I don't know either."
"What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles? A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door."
"Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary? He didn't want to be mainstream."
"In a new study women with large asses live longer.........the men who tell them live distinctively shorter lives"
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? It is really easy to roast beef."
"What pillar doesn't need holding up ? A caterpillar !"
"What is one thing... That Bill Clinton failed at? *Domestic affairs*"