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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a muslim sitting on a plane? A passenger"
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"Parent/Child conversation tweets are always so cute & sweet! Thought I'd try one: 18: Can I borrow the car? Me: No Wasn't that adorable?!"
"Saying a prayer for all the turkeys tomorrow. Also the single people with concerned relatives."
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Smack that bitch and tell her to get back to work."
"How do 2 psychics greet each other? ""Hello, how am I?"" ""You're fine, how am I?"""
"Broom advocates for cleaner work environment."
"Did you hear that the North American Man/Boy Love Association go a new tech support guy? He's an e-NAMBLA."
"McDonald's burgers always look so great in their commercials but when you actually order one it always looks like its been sat on."
"Pinocchio How did Pinocchio find out he had a wooden dick? His hand caught on fire."
"COP: Did the suspect have a birthmark? MARK: He's alive so I'm assuming he had a birth, yes."