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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is really loud during sex. I don't know why, she knows nobody is coming to help her."

"Pick up line I put the STD in stud, but all I need is you."

"If I actually said how I was doing when people asked me, no one would ask me how I was doing ever again."

"My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis... ...and asked what I was doing. Apparently ""heating your dinner"" was not the correct answer."

"Women need to learn how to use Snapchat. It's only for sexting, I don't want to see pictures of your feet or your new perm."

"What did the French skeleton say before he ate? Bone apetit"

"Black ice is just like regular ice... Except it's a better dancer..."

"What should PMS be called? Ovary-acting"

"sure you can PAY for a professional photographer, OR you can just lie spread out in a field until 1 finds u and just starts taking pictures"

"How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They don't believe in a higher power."