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Joke of the Day

"yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!"

"Have you heard the one about the pushover fashion designer? He was easily suede."

"Jogging, but with a car."

"What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson? Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet."

"Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All of the fans left Glutes ( )"

"Since there are more Chinese people than any other race on Earth, does that mean they have normal eyes and we have big crazy googly ones?"

"Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ? Pupil: I get up early !"

"How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power? ""This isn't just a campaign, this is a political *revolution!*"""

"Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon? It don't need cleaning!"

"Did you hear about the math teacher... ...who used a ladder to solve a calculus problem written at the very top of his blackboard? He really rose to the equation."