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Joke of the Day

"Business Idea: 1. Join dating site. 2. Arrange dates with 30 people at your house, all at the same time. 3. TIMESHARE PRESENTATION."

"Who was the fattest member of Nsync? Joey Fatone"

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU WEREN'T THERE MAAAAN!!!"

"""So we kill a tree"" Ok ""And put it inside our house"" Nice ""Then we hang up some socks"" I'm with ya ""And then we drink egg milk punch"" What"

"A joke about Chinese censo...mods [removed] [no-explanation] [wewillfindyou]"

"You are not truly drunk until you have a jar of peanut butter in your hand and your looking for the dog"

"At my school, the cafeteria has ""World Cuisine"" day once a week, in which one foreign nation's traditional cuisine is on the menu. Last week, the country was Ethiopia... ...they served us nothing."

"*lady shares a wallet photo of her son* *i pull out a 20-part accordion wallet photo set of my dogs*"

"I went to a pot bar in Colorado this post weekend It was really a seedy joint."

"I might drive you crazy, but at least I'll take the scenic route."