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Joke of the Day

"I've heard mixed reviews about cannibalism... It varies from person to person."

"Did you know that Ireland is the richest country in the world? It's capital has been Dublin for a long time."

"Why can't a T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's dead"

"A blind guy and a homeless man walk into a bar... The blind guy says to the bum, ""I'm drunk, what's your excuse?"" ...My attempt at a ""walks into a bar"" joke..."

"Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying ""Guns don't kill people. I do."""

"So a Latvian man went to Idaho Because he died."

"Date - ""so...are you going to be doing that for the whole date?"" [i can't hear her over my tuba]"

"How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb? None. They can't climb the ladder."

"Creep yelling from window: ""HEY SEXY WHERE YO MAN?"" Me yelling back: ""HE DEAD"" Him: ""WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?"" Me: ""HE YELLED AT ME"""

"Why aren't there many women on death row? Ladies first."