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Joke of the Day

"Hangovers: Where the spirits you drink the night before haunt you the next day."

"What do women and werewolves have in common? (Offensive) They both go berserk once every month."

"A funny bird is the pelican His beak can hold more than his belly can He can hold in his beak Enough for a week And I don't know how the heck he can!"

"Black guy just told me ""Stay up playa"" but didnt say until what time and I usually go to bed around 11 so not sure what to do now."

"What do you call a lizard that can't get a boner? A reptile dysfunction"

"Unscramble: pnise If you got spine, you are correct. The rest of you have been on twitter too long."

"Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn walk into the UN.. Then proceed to lecture them on bullying."

"My Friend Has A Dyslexic Skin Condition My friend has a dyslexic skin condition. He wears his blood on his sleeve."

"wh is bhdiffrnece bet?wen corn it's the method"

"Why did the Mexican jump the border? To get back to Mexico"