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Joke of the Day

"How did Helen Keller lose her arm? Trying to read the road signs!!!"

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"A Roman guy walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says ""Five beers please!"""
"Your potato salad recipe is not a ""family secret"", your uncle Ray who cooks meth in his trailer home is a family secret."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't, they just shoot the room for being black. I guess you could say that was dark humor? ;)"
"What do you call a fake Chinese iPhone? A slanted-iPhone"
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands."
"""Take it from the top, but do it a bit more boring and awful this time."" --Coldplay's Producer"
"AT&T and T-Mobile are getting married! There will be no reception."
"Weird Computer Error UK.eu has unexpectedly stopped working"
"Knock. Knock. Oh. Hang on a minute..... I haven't thought this through.."