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Joke of the Day
"Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable? getting the wheelchair in the oven."
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"A man walks onto an elevator There's a woman on it he looks at her says can i smell your feet ? The woman looks in disgust , no! She replies. Oh it must be your pussy then."
"After a lot of deliberation I've decided communism isn't right... It's left"
"Wanna hear a short joke? Leafy's chin"
"You know why they have a cock on the weather vane? If they had a cunt, the wind would blow right through it. -An old fuck."
"Hi college freshmen! I hope when you selected bedding for your dorm room you asked yourself, ""Can I see myself throwing up on this pattern?"""
"How do you get past trespassing laws? (Original Joke) Only cross in groups of two"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to go to the other side."
"I can't stand sitting down"
"What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food? Shrimp."