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Joke of the Day
"Let me in, Let me in, Let me in! I need to go back out again!-My Dog!"
Next Joke
"I want to leave this world the way I entered it ... With a woman desperately trying to get me out of her vagina."
"why cant you hear a pterodactyl go pee? Dinosaurs are extinct"
"What can a mathematician and a pedophile agree upon? 11 is a prime number."
"Every Thanksgiving I say my boyfriend broke up with me so my family lets me overeat without shame."
"What's a baby's favorite type of tea? Tit-tea"
"Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays."
"Isn't it nice that soon Justin Bieber will go through puberty, Twilight will end, & Mr.Potter's gone? Everything's going to be normal again"
"What is long brown and sticky? A poo"
"What makes a grown man cry? Watching his wife and children die before his eyes."