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Joke of the Day

"What is long brown and sticky? A poo"

"Im not trying to brag or anything, but I just got invited to play Candy Crush on FB"

"A bird in the hand is never as fun as a hand in the bush."

"What do you call an angry pirate? A Pirate (A mix between Pirate and Irate)"

"David Hasselhoff saves money on tailored shirts by not ordering the first 5 buttons."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did - in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car."

"What do you call a deep thinking pastry chef? A filosopher."

"Why do blondes have big belly buttons? Their boyfriends are also blonde. [A joke I heard in grade 6.]"

"Edison didn't fail at making a lightbulb, he found 10,000 ways that don't work. Number 7,511 will shock you!"

"Grossest Joke I've Ever Heard. What's the difference between Menstrual Blood and Sand? You can't gargle sand."