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Joke of the Day
"Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays."
Next Joke
"Some day, I will meet a woman who loves me for who I am and supports all my dreams. And I'll think, ""Something must be wrong with this one."""
"Why didn't Edward get on the plane? Cause it was snowed-in."
"Two flying turtles found a rabbit inside a hole The rabbit cried out, ""Is it midnight?"""
"What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto."
"Amazing how a fight can break out at the grocery store over something as simple as knocking over someone's cart and demanding they fight you"
"You people that are getting sex regularly either need to keep that shit to yourselves or be more descriptive."
"""KIDS, GET YOUR SHOES ON WE'RE LEAVING FOR SCHOOL IN SIX HOURS!!!"" -- Centipede parents"
"Protip: if your date is going to throw a drink at your face, at least open your mouth, because hey, free drink."
"The thing about driving in Lebabon the traffic can get Beirutal!"