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Joke of the Day

"The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa."

"What do you call a horny Donald Trump? President-Erect"

"Why can't a t-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct."

"""Going to a job interview? Wear a beret..."" ""A beret?"" ""Yeah. They've been statistically proven to help you get a job by a million percent."" ""Right...and who did this study?"" ""....France."""

"Have you ever smelt moth balls before? Isn't it hard to pull their little legs apart?"

"What is the shortest, very funny joke you know? ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search"

"As a German, I sympathize with the unnamed masses of the Star Wars universe. For I too know what it's like to be betrayed by an evil Chancellor."

"I painted my computer black... thinking it would run faster but it just stopped working"

"picked up a bag of 98% reduced fat chips at the store today there were only 2 damn chips in the bag"

"How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes? Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny"