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Joke of the Day
"What's a baby's favorite type of tea? Tit-tea"
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"So, I was waiting for my dad at the bar for a reunion He walks in and asks ""Hey son, how's it going with the ladies?"". ""Its not the going with the ladies I care about , it's the coming""."
"How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin? She can run faster than her brother."
"What do orphans get at Christmas? Lonely."
"What kind of dog can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador."
"Professor, please tell us about discrete physical values in quantum mechanics. Sure, one moment."
"People think i am so incapable of doing anything on my own that even if i commit suicide they would say it was murder."
"My review of Ebert's latest venture: I give it 6 feet down"
"[@ Sunbeam Bread factory job interview] Boss: Your resume says you are ""definitely not 3 ducks in a suit."" 3 Ducks In A Suit: That's correct"
"What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called? I don't know, but it isn't *relevant*!"