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Joke of the Day
"Ray rice's girlfriend is really hot. She's a knockout!"
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"A problem shared is a problem halved Unless that problem is an STD"
"What's the difference between a refugee and E.T? E.T learned English and wanted to go home"
"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"
"[normal life] ive worn the same shirt everyday for a week [packing for vacation] hmmm. i'll prob change a few times a day so thats...32 shirts"
"I just dozed off for a minute and woke up freaking out because I thought I missed my exit."
"A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo.""I'm worried about my husband doctor "" she said. ""He keeps thinking he's a kangaroo! """
"Don't give people who take selfies a hard time they're just trying to save face"
"It's here! May The Fourth Be With You!!"
"What do you call an all panda furry orgy? Panda-moan-ium"