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Joke of the Day
"Ray rice's girlfriend is really hot. She's a knockout!"
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"A man came to my door and asked if I would make a donation to the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water."
"A new bike company says it has the best wheels in the world. According to their spokesperson."
"This self checkout lane has the sexiest cashier."
"What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls? Sparky"
"Did you hear about the butcher who backed up into a meat grinder? Apparently he got a little behind in his orders."
"You know the joke about this guy playing with a loaded gun? Triggered."
"""I'd like you to go down to the shop and ask for a matteryogi."" *""But, what's a matteryogi?""* Nothing Boo Boo"
"[Calls boss] I won't be in today ""Why not?"" [camera pans out to a raccoon wearing sunglasses driving away in my car] I've got the shits."
"Chop, chop! - Chop, chop! - Who's there? - Han. - Han who? - Hannibal."