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Joke of the Day

"A problem shared is a problem halved Unless that problem is an STD"

"You know Toothpaste was invented in Alabama? Anywhere else and it would have been called Teethpaste!"

"How many jews could get in to the cab? It depends on ashtrays capacity. //badenglishsorry"

"For me, coming out as a teenager was the hardest thing I've experienced. God knows what it must have been like for my mother. Being in labour for that long."

"All men are the same Said the Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd"

"There's 3 types of people in the world. The ones that know how to count and the ones that don't."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning Hippy? Because he was too far out, man."

"My girlfriend left me for a hindu guy. Anyway, he'll treat her better - they worship cows."

"What's black and slides down Nelson's column? Winnie Mandela."

"Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. ""Why are we running so fast?"" asked one. ""Because"" said the second ""it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"""