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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an all panda furry orgy? Panda-moan-ium"

"Did you hear about the guy who was on trial for masturbating to obscure court cases? He got off on a technicality."

"There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home"

"You know why I hate rape jokes? You have to listen to them whether you want to or not"

"The captcha required for submitting isn't working. Since I post every few days, my human can do them for me. ERROR: CAPTCHA DETECTED."

"Get off your high horse. Send your high horse to rehab. Keep an eye out to make sure your horse isn't getting high again."

"How do you make pickel bread? With dill dough"

"What do you call poor pasta? Spaghetto."

"Sometimes you have to choose between what is hard and what is easy Luckily for you I'm both right now"

"For the last time, I'm not racist! I specifically called it African American Friday!"