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Joke of the Day
"I just dozed off for a minute and woke up freaking out because I thought I missed my exit."
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"One time, at this party... I went to get a drink and there was no punch line."
"News: Hillary won the debate! My friends: Bernie won the debate! Trump: I won the debate! Huckabee: Asian people eat dogs!"
"Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick's Day, which must make it a living hell for Irish Immigration officials."
"How do you wake up a loafer? With a shoe horn."
"Why does Mommy always say no? Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings."
"I know you didn't sneeze. I said ""God bless you"" because your baby is ugly."
"What was the old lady's favourite type of wine? ""Why don't you ever take me to Florida?"" Courtesy of my Nana."
"I'm really not sure how many times I'll search for my phone with the flashlight on my phone before I realize I'm an idiot...."
"Did you know: Wi-Fi is short for ""wireless fireless."" Pre-wi-fi all internet was fire based. Firewall, firewire, ""fire up the computer"" etc."