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Joke of the Day
"It's here! May The Fourth Be With You!!"
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"The president says 60% of Americans don't know math -- 60%. So what if 60% don't know math? What about the 85% that do know math?"
"""The last thing I want to do is hurt you. First I want to date you & get to know you."""
"What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday? A vaccation"
"What did the squash say to the cucumber when he saw the pumpkin patch get blown up? Oh My Gourd!"
"Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing A:a cold"
"My 6yo is arguing with me over what day of the week it is. Have kids, they said."
"Free range chicken is better. The false illusion of freedom before slaughter makes them extra tender."
"Girl: I love Medieval Art Boy: Who doesn't? There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence?"
"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner... ...well, it was just collecting dust:)."