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Joke of the Day
"Don't give people who take selfies a hard time they're just trying to save face"
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"How come reddit posters have no babies? Because OP never delivers."
"Apple are finally allowing porn on the itunes store now there's a fap for that"
"It's amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff."
"What do you call it when a prostitute makes paper birds? Whore-igami"
"I destroyed the garden yesterday. Thankfully I'm off the antibiotics Monday."
"Any salad can be a Caesar salad. If you stab it enough."
"You literally misuse the word ""literally"" every time you say it. And I figuratively want to punch you in the face. Literally."
"Not a racing fan at all but 3 simple words would have me practically living at the dog track: little monkey jockeys"
"Here's an oldie but a goodie. Your Mom."