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Joke of the Day
"Don't give people who take selfies a hard time they're just trying to save face"
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"Today, my girlfriend told me on the phone that we were breaking up. I went outside and the signal improved."
"*covers himself in Nutella to hide his body heat from the Predator*"
"Part of the Reddit fence got ripped out of the ground by a tornado. We've been having to do a lot of re-posting."
"How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb."
"A wizard and a vampire walk in to a bar The Wizard says, ""Let me buy you a drink old friend,"" The Vampire says, ""One chicken please!"""
"First time posting here. I always found this f$%#ed up, but hilarious. Q: Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars? A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there? Me: Not Lucy."
"Disappointment usually stems from expecting too much from strangers on Facebook."
"What did the DJ say to the jazz musician? Take me to the airport."
"Some of you talk more than my wife. The good news is I can just unfollow you instead of burying you in the back yard to shut you up."