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Joke of the Day

"My son can't handle going to camp this year. It's in tents"

"Ever heard of the comedian who died gasping for air after his routine? He joked to death."

"If you lower your expectations, you can never be disappointed... Lower them too far, and you'll end up in line for the new iPhone."

"I heard One Direction released a new album recently... ...it's titled ""Ray"""

"Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me."

"My girlfriend complained about me moving on too fast."

"What kind of movies do pirates watch? ARRRR Rated Movies!"

"I got fucking hammered last night so I made sure I took the bus home It was ok, except for all the passengers screaming at me to stop driving."

"How do you make a hormone? You pay her. (This was told at my pharmacy school. We laughed and then felt shame afterwards.)"

"I hate Russian dolls They're so full of themselves."