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Joke of the Day
"In my family i'm the youngest of three. My parents are both older -Stewart Francis"
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"SURGEON: hold on, i just need to YouTube this part of the procedure PHONE: *unskippable ad plays* NURSE: he's dyin SURGEON: ah crap, hold on"
"Divorce Mickey - I want a divorce Minnie - Are you fucking crazy? Mickey - No.. I'm fucking Daisy!"
"I heard that Sarah Palin is inviting everyone to watch the 2018 World Cup from her house"
"Your mum is soooo Dark that when she puts lipstick on she looks like... Knight Rider!"
"Your momma is so stupid that she thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease."
"Trainer: ""ok, lets warm up 1st....wait, where are you going!?"" Me: ""tanning bed"""
"Imagine if your roommate made you watch a movie and left 10 mins into it. Dick move, right? My point is old people shouldn't get to vote"
"How do u castrate a priest ? Kick the alter boy in the chin ;)"
"*mugger snatching Elsa's purse Elsa: LET IT GO! Mugger: LET IT GO! Elsa: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE! Mugger: LET IT GO! Elsa: LET IT GO!"