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Joke of the Day

"Ever heard of the comedian who died gasping for air after his routine? He joked to death."

"The most important organ I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that."

"Do you know the official psychiatric term for when a woman keeps getting more and more cats? It's called an Add-A-Puss Complex."

"What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia? The mid-life crisis."

"Men at the supermarket are like fish in an aquarium. Silent, with no recollection of how or why they got there."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples today! Sounds fun.. Dozen tit"

"A nation cheers as Bigfoot is finally found. ""We just yelled his name,"" said the head explorer. ""Can't believe no one thought of that."""

"In light of the holiday Season... What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters? Noe(L) ...no L.... im going to walk away now.. sorry"

"What is the American national day for vampires? Fangsgiving Day."

"New Girlfriend (56) -- Postponed due to rain NOTICE: New Girlfriend (56) will be made up next Wednesday as part of a double header along with New Girlfriend (57)."