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Joke of the Day
"What us the difference between white, brown and black people? The time God took to cook us"
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"Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving ""Black Friday""? Because everything is a steal."
"What's Mark Zuckerberg's favorite sex move? The facial. He wrote the book on it."
"You know you're an adult when you suddenly start taking Bert's side over Ernie's."
"Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified."
"This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine."
"I am so hot my mother calls me sun."
"What do you call more than two English blokes masturbating? A Union Jack."
"What did the forward rooster say? Cock a doodle do. What did the backward rooster say? Doodle doodle cock. WHAT did the gay rooster say? Any cock will do."
"Q: What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level? A: Pencil-in."