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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified."

"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go in a store without Robin"

"Not to brag, but I just got a job as a fitness model... They hired me as the ""before"" picture."

"Damn girl are you a humpback whale? Because you're very deep."

"Whenever I drink whiskey, I turn into Kermit the Frog. I start talking funny, I turn green, and then I end up fucking a fat pig"

"what is the best way to smuggle drugs? In your dogs asshole. Should there be border control frisking, it will be perceived as two dogs plain wolfing"

"What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro? I falafel."

"My local newspaper is running an innuendo competition. I might enter my sister."

"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?? In case he got a hole in one"

"What's a terrorists favorite sex toy? [NSFW] A blow up doll!"