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Joke of the Day

"What did the forward rooster say? Cock a doodle do. What did the backward rooster say? Doodle doodle cock. WHAT did the gay rooster say? Any cock will do."

"Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed? With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed"

"My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What's that? Ouch!"

"In China the labels read, ""Made by someone you know."""

"I was about to tell a gay joke butt fuck it!"

"- ""... He accidentally drank some radioactive milk and became_ - MILKMAN!! - No. He became gravely ill and died. What are you? An idiot?!"""

"Every Winter, one bear chooses not to hibernate. Instead, he stocks up on Sharpies and turns all of the brown bears into black bears."

"You're the reason I wake up everyday. Just kidding I have a job."

"What is the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke"

"why do scuba divers go in the water backwards? because if they go forward they would fall inside the boat."