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Joke of the Day
"Europe. Made in Germany."
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"Are you still looking for a job? I hear they're hiring at the zoo circumcising elephants. The pay is small, but the tips are big!"
"Favorite question to ask a prospective boyfriend for my sister: Have you ever seen a dead body? *casually lifts shirt to expose .357*"
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he never never lands!"
"Why people don't use #YOLO anymore? Because they lived once"
"If you're angry at somebody and subtweeting them and it's not me please add ""Not you Jim."" at the end. Thank you."
"So there was a fish swimming up stream and it runs into a wall... And it was like ""damn."""
"How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!"
"Coming out with a hair product line.... For philosophers, religious and introspective types... it's called ""The Human Conditioner""."
"Do crazy shit. You'll learn from it, be a better person & have bad ass stories to tweet about. The latter is the most important of course."