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Joke of the Day

"Europe. Made in Germany."

"What did the black man say to the Mexican? Hey. Watermelawn."

"Why aren't healthy drive-thrus a thing? I want an egg and a grapefruit and a latte and I don't want to get out of my car damn it."

"Meth, because teeth are annoying."

"Why do they call it ""Ben Folds Five""? Because he folds five penises and puts them into little drawers!"

"What did the gay guy say to his lover when they were going on vacation? ""Hey, can you help me pack my shit?"""

"People always complain that I'm ""out there."" [On the phone. To the cops. While I'm sitting in their birdbath.]"

"How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug? Tell them to take off their hats"

"What do you call a monkey in a minefield? BABOOM!!"

"Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor? Answer: None it's a women's job."