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Joke of the Day
"Don't stare at me during sex! I don't know you!"
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"Why did the illiterate man with the 11 foot penis get dumped by his girlfriend? TLDR"
"TIL that in the US a woman is raped every 56 seconds And boy is my dick starting to get sore."
"*puts on shirt* *shirt rips because of my muscles* *gets yelled at for ruining 5yo's shirt*"
"GOLFER: what r u thinkin ME (caddying): honestly sometimes i wake up & am mad that im not dead GOLFER: jesus. i meant what club should i use"
"What do crocodiles serve at dinner time? Death rolls"
"I once dated a girl so my pet rock wouldn't be embarrassed after he threw himself at her window."
"A man goes to the doctor... ...to seek treatment for both premature ejaculation and diarrhea. The doctor simply shrugs and says ""Easy come, easy go."""
"Do you know what moth balls smell like? How'd you get their little legs apart?"
"What do you call a blind buck? No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear."