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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend and I are in sync! Like the band. Or soap."
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"Q: Why did Thoreau build a house? A: Because he wanted to be walled-in."
"What did the balding thief say in the wig store? Toupee or not toupee"
"How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? No one knows. When the light turns on they scatter."
"There are four Mexicans, one Chinese person, and three black people standing on your lawn. What do you have? A sprinkler system. Spic, spic, spic, spic, chink! Nigga, nigga, nigga."
"The first movable printing press was made In the renaissance. .. This gave more people to jack off to the first porn ever."
"Where do poor meatballs live? the spaghetto"
"Scars make a man handsome? Bathe your cat every day and you'll become the sexiest man in the city very soon!"
"My friend was the best at Russian Roulette. He only lost once."
"I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I hit a cyclist."