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Joke of the Day
"Why does ISIS like sheep? Is-Lamb!"
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"Cop: What is your line of business? Me [mumbling]: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening."
"Oh LinkedIn, what juicy tidbits do you have for me today? *raises monocle* Stanley added a skill?! HAHA! That is most delightful! *sips tea*"
"I love Nilla Wafers because who has time to say ""Vanilla"" in today's busy world?"
"Hipsters probly don't eat carrots since they lose interest in things when there not underground anymore."
"Have you ever met that one guy you really want to punch in the face? Turns out punching a mirror is painful for your hand."
"What is the most complicated ""Your Momma"" joke you know?"
"An old gambling buddy told me this joke: What did the man with premature ejaculation say to his blind wife? ""Honey, could you pass me the remote?"" Bet you didn't see THAT coming!"
"My friend's wife is so controlling. When they're together, he talks like he's filming a hostage video."
"Name a famous robber! Cops!"