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Joke of the Day

"Congratulations West Ham The only club named after two things that ISIS hate."

"What do you get when you cross a riddle with a rhetorical question?"

"Some relationships can survive only online."

"I always want to be friends with the people that need shopping carts at the liquor store. I bet those people are fun."

"Older Brother: ""Hooray! School's out! I'm free! I'm free!"" Younger Brother: ""So what? I'm four!"""

"I was getting a massage and I asked the masseuse if it was normal for a man to get an erection He replied that it was. So I asked if he could get it out of my face."

"whats the difference between my driveway and 14 year old daughter? ... I pull out of my driveway"

"I would tell you a devilish joke about getting wet but I wouldn't want to damn-pun your mood."

"What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? He turns off the PlayStation."

"I am a simple man with simple jokes. A tumblrite came up to me and told me I needed to respect her being a pansexual. I said ""why do you want to fuck bread? You'll get a yeast infection."""