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Joke of the Day

"If you ask me, NASCAR would be much more entertaining if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans."

"Iceland passed away last week... its last wishes were for its ashes to be scattered across Europe..."

"Have you seen the last BATMAN vs. WOLVERINE movie ?? It was very prestigious !!! ok, I tried.."

"Did you hear Al Gore's new electronic / R&B album? It's called al-gore-rhythms."

"I just ended a five year relationship. I feel like maybe that arguing couple at the store was none of my business."

"What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than two bee stings? Still the Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. good'ole anti-humor haha"

"A man accidentally made eye contact with me on the train, so I left my shoe behind. And now, we wait..."

"Why isn't Hitler allowed at barbecues? Because he burns all the franks but leaves one undercooked."

"NYC parks department on naked Trump statue: ""NYC Parks stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small."""

"I was a pizza delivery guy once, but only for a day. They gave me 12 pizzas to deliver and I just never came back."