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Joke of the Day

"I just ended a five year relationship. I feel like maybe that arguing couple at the store was none of my business."

"Autocorrect is a great feature... but it can also be your worst enema."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey... until I turned myself around!"

"What is your best ""Yo mama"" joke?"

"What has four legs but can't walk? A chair."

"Scissors Commercial: *Montage of people karate chopping paper in half* Narrator: Don't you wish there was a better... Nevermind that was rad"

"I once tripped and fell into a deep crevasse. Sorry, that's the hole joke."

"Why shouldn't you protest wound treatment? It won't get better if you picket it."

"A joke my grandpa told me... Men start their life from between a woman's thighs, and they spend the rest of their life trying to get back... Talk about home sickness..."

"I was driving along the other day when suddenly a deer ran out. I have no idea how it got in my car in the first place."