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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen the last BATMAN vs. WOLVERINE movie ?? It was very prestigious !!! ok, I tried.."
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"king kong would have done better at work if he perfected his elevator pitch. yea, that one's a zero."
"Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption ""Summer is finally here!"" or we wouldn't have known it's summer."
"They tell you to wear layers on a day like this, but I always end up uncomfortably warm in this suit of lasagna."
"What's the difference between my girlfriend and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when I smack it"
"I can't pet a cat without plotting world domination."
"Golf Tip: Be sure and yell ""FORE"" before throwing your golf club at a jogger."
"What's the worlds most forceful fig? The Fig Newton."
"[OC] Name something that can be a variety of sizes, but only comes in large. My penis."
"A dog is similar to a banana... ... if you bite it, the mushroom overheats the toaster"