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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen the last BATMAN vs. WOLVERINE movie ?? It was very prestigious !!! ok, I tried.."
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"Dating is like vitamins If you don't go outside much you won't get the D."
"What are the scariest jokes in space? Knock-Knock Jokes"
"My 4yo son just asked what squirrels eat. I answered nuts. We laughed so hard, hugged, and gave each other a high 5. My boy."
"Werner Heisenberg just unveiled a new car... It comes with a GPS or a speedometer, but not both."
"Man cheats clearly A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"I'm moving to Ottawa and opening a gym. I'm gonna call it Capital Gainz."
"I hate unoriginal jokes on Reddit..... said the chicken as he walked across the road"
"How do you confuse a gay? Seven"
"Doctor says my kid has some form of hereditary ADHD He explained it to me, but I didn't really listen."