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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than two bee stings? Still the Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. good'ole anti-humor haha"

"I got an allergic reaction to peanuts. Then I got sued by TheFineBros."

"I just bought some 300 noise cancelling headphones for my wife. But i can still hear her."

"What do 9/10 people love? Gangrape."

"Why is the UK suddenly a happy place? Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!"

"Ok, another Grandfather joke. (revised) Just joking they're both locked in my basement with their mouths gagged while I collect their social security checks."

"People tell me I'm confusing... I tell them I stopped making sense when I lost my job at the mint."

"So my girlfriend asked me the other day ""Don't you know where the G Spot is?"" And I said yeah of course I know where the G spot is. It is between the F Spot and the H spot."

"What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal? Noose Noose"

"Sluts should be called ""Humpty Dumpty"" because first they get humped then they get dumped."