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Joke of the Day

"NYC parks department on naked Trump statue: ""NYC Parks stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small."""

"What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console? Wednesday"

"Dad always said, ""Never get on one knee for a girl... ...who won't get on both for you."""

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I told her that's a big word for a 7 year old"

"My wife said she wanted to have sex like in the movies.. ..so I fucked her in the arse and came on her face and in her hair. I guess we don't watch the same movies."

"The best part of being lactose intolerant is the cure for constipation is cheese."

"Two dogs are arguing And one of them says ""Well your mom's a bitch!"""

"A clown was killed today after his baggy suit caught on the wheels of a passing truck; Newspapers report he was simply a victim of circus pants."

"that's a rather intricate bullet proof vest ur wearing ""this is a front-side baby carrier. this is my baby.."" dude that's messed up"

"I used to think that Sarah Palin was a closed minded conservative Christian. ... but then I found out she is also into palm reading."