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Joke of the Day
"What do they eat for breakfast in africa? Ebola cereal"
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"Hi I'm Dan, welcome to identity theft club *from back of room ""me too"" ""me too!"" ""uhhh, yeah me too"" Ok, we're off to a great start guys"
"How to become a Saint 1: Become Catholic 2: Live an exemplary and pious life 3: Perform at least two miracles Or...Just Be Kanye's baby"
"I borrowed $500 from a co-worker then paid a homeless guy $8 to kill him in a McDonald's bathroom. I'm up $405 or whatever."
"Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No but I can pick it up."
"I've been watching the Crime Investigation channel all day. Murder just seems like the easiest way to solve your problems."
"Did you hear about the italian chef? He pasta way"
"What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze? a 'fan'atic."
"why do gorillas have such big nostrils? because they have big fingers"
"DEAR ENTIRE WORLD: LIGHTENING IS WHAT BLEACH DOES TO HAIR. LIGHTNING IS WHAT I'M GOING TO STRIKE YOU WITH FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST SPELLING."