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Joke of the Day

"Hi I'm Dan, welcome to identity theft club *from back of room ""me too"" ""me too!"" ""uhhh, yeah me too"" Ok, we're off to a great start guys"

"What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball? The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!"

"Telling my daughter garlic is good for you. Good immune system and keeps pests away.Ticks, mosquitos, vampires... men."

"How do you get down from a horse? You don't. You get down from a duck."

"What is worse than Spygate? Deflate-Gate"

"Shameless Bachelor Joke Theft Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? He wanted to find a tight seal!"

"People who put the punchline in the title What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?"

"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her."

"What rhymes with computer? No it doesn't..."

"What is a female hockey player's most vivid memory? Her first period on the ice."