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Joke of the Day

"Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No but I can pick it up."

"What do you call a constipated German? far-from-poopin"

"What is a pedophile's favourite pair of shoes? White vans."

"Went by the bank today and the female teller was flirting with me which was weird considering she saw my account balance."

"What was Hitler's amplifier called? Mein Ampf"

"Dentist: How often do you floss? Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*"

"People in California be like Tree down walkway closed!"

"I have learned to accept that my parents are ""Santa,"" but I still have no idea how they get to all those other houses."

"If you were working at Hewlett Packard and you sprinted out of the building... ...would you die because you ran out of HP?"

"What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinners on me!"