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Joke of the Day

"I've been watching the Crime Investigation channel all day. Murder just seems like the easiest way to solve your problems."

"16 sodium atoms walks into a bar.... followed by Batman."

"The Internets recipe for Cream Pie is different than my Grandmothers"

"I Never Buy Anything Containing Velcro It's all a total rip-off"

"Girls are only after me for my money. That is why no girls are after me."

"A new study finds that women find men with beards more attractive than men without beards More great work from the University of James Harden"

"What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea? A start."

"How many hipsters dose it take to change a light bulb? A: None they have a guy for that comes on Tuesdays only uses reproductions of antique bulbs"

"The older I get, the farther apart I spread my feet when I use a urinal. Soon, I will be doing a Jean-Claude Van Damme split when I piss."

"what is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted"