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Joke of the Day

"I've been watching the Crime Investigation channel all day. Murder just seems like the easiest way to solve your problems."

"I wore a suit to Walmart and they made me their king."

"What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube? Sunscribe."

"Geico could probably save you more than 15 percent if they stopped spending 95 billion dollars on advertising."

"you are doing that too much. try again in 2 minutes Guess I shared to many Redditt posts too soon Or ""that's what she said"" he he"

"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds."

"Today I spanked the wrong woman at BDSM party Oops, wrong sub"

"What can a goose do, that a duck can't, that a lawyer should ? Stick his bill up his ass."

"why does a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer? she can clean her crack and sell it again"

"Sexy is when a woman is hot enough to flaunt it but chooses not to."