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Joke of the Day

"How to become a Saint 1: Become Catholic 2: Live an exemplary and pious life 3: Perform at least two miracles Or...Just Be Kanye's baby"

"What do you call an Irishman with a dangerous bacterial infection? A leperchaun! :D"

"TENS OF PEOPLE DIE EVERY YEAR FROM TIGER ATTACKS! JOIN THE MOVEMENT! #Tony2012"

"Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermoine went alone and got attacked by a troll."

"What did the mathematician say while golfing? 2 squared!"

"My father trusted no one. Even had a saying about it. But he wouldn't tell me."

"Why did peanut butter flop at the talent show? He didn't have the right jam."

"We all know what this means It's just 4 trumpets! Or ITS JOHN CENA Sorry."

"Best response by a nursing home patient ever. I asked my patient, ""how ya feelin today""? He whispers while still half asleep, ""with my fingers."""

"A cheers for women's underwear... ...they might not be the best thing, but they are the closest thing to it"