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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a podiatrist and whaps his cock out The staff look at him and say ""thats not a foot"" ""No but its a good 9 inches"" Bu-dum-tissh"

"How many things do you need to change a lightbulb? 3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb"

"The queen honey bee has sex with up to 40 males a day. Just like your mom."

"What do you get your girlfriend for Valentines Day? A box of chocolate, flowers and a dildo. So if she doesn't like the chocolate and flowers she can go fuck herself."

"Scientists say you're more likely to die of what your grandparents died of rather than your parents If anyone sees any German snipers let me know"

"What makes a joke bad? redundancy."

"What do you tell your bird when it doesn't want to urinate? Pee cock!"

"How do you fit 6 million Jews into a car? Send them to clown school."

"who is Godzilla's least favorite relative? his MOTHRA-IN-LAW"

"Why didn't the Indian like having two t.p.'s? They made him 2 tence."