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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? I've never made a vitamin..."

"i want to take one of those cruises where people shit right there on the boat but apparently they only happen randomly as a surpris,e"

"If I had a dime for every nickel I had I would have three cents"

"Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool."

"Want to know how to make tons of people mad real fast? your about to now how."

"When it comes to gay sex, I think the backwards views of my grandfather are disgusting So I might try missionary style with him instead"

"After seeing some of the things posted on /r/Jokes lately, I believe it's time someone finally said something. Something."

"Inkling sounds like a baby octopus"

"A life-long politician and an orange are on stage in front of millions of Americans. What do they do? They start insulting each other."

"John Fogerty's ""Centerfield"" makes no sense. I'm pretty sure he'd fly first-class."