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Joke of the Day
"The queen honey bee has sex with up to 40 males a day. Just like your mom."
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"If you don't like oral sex You should keep your mouth shut"
"If farting under the covers is a Dutch oven... is doing it in the shower a German oven?"
"Constantly saying ""I don't care about sports"" is a form of caring about sports"
"90% of being a parent is shouting, ""Remember to flush the toilet."" The other 10% is flushing the toilet for everyone."
"Floody hell! If this continues they'll have to rename it the Eiffel beacon."
"I like my women like I like my vegetables: healthy and steaming hot..No, wait. I mean unconscious and lacking any cognitive function."
"You're a vegetarian who eats fish? I guess that makes sense since bears are basically vegetarians."
"[makes eye contact with someone through crack in bathroom stall] hey"
"""Ho, ho, ho!"" -Santa doing a head count"