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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell your bird when it doesn't want to urinate? Pee cock!"
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"Then there was the guy who fell into a vat of molten optical glass after drinking too much. Just two glasses, and look what a spectacle he made of himself."
"Why do girls wear so much make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."
"What do you call a Jewish vampire? Nosferajew!"
"I got hit in the head with a can of soda today I'm lucky though it was a soft drink"
"My last job was circumcising elephants The pay wasn't great but the tips were huge."
"What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license? Homeless."
"My penis isn't small. It's ""artisanal."""
"What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? ...The holocaust"
"What's the difference between a Porsche and a trashcan full of dead hookers? I don't have a Porsche in my garage."