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Joke of the Day
"How many things do you need to change a lightbulb? 3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb"
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"When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, ""So, what did she say?"" I'm funny that way."
"My girlfriend said she wants a fairy-tale life. So I've trapped her in her gran's bedroom with a wolf."
"My Son is a porn star... ...I had to have my wife arrested."
"What part of the house does a ghost not use? The living room"
"Cops don't have penises, instead they have wieners Because they're made out of pork."
"Whats the difference? Whats the difference between mash potatoes and pea soup?... Anyone can mash potatoes..."
"Three tomatoes are walking down the street... A papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. The baby tomato starts falling behind so the papa tomato squishes him and says, Ketchup!"
"My drift racing career ended abruptly when I drifted so perfectly that my car slid into a different dimension where they don't have cars"
"You'd think old people would drive faster with the whole death thing creeping up on them and all."