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Joke of the Day

"You can't run through a campground You can only ran, because its past tents"

"Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind."

"My neighbors are having a terrible fight in the front yard. I mean hanging Christmas lights. Same."

"What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"

"What's the difference between two dicks and a joke? I can't take a joke."

"If Lamar Odom would've died... He would've went out with a bang."

"My ex-wife still misses me... But her aim is gettin better."

"I sat next to the Duchess at tea... It was just as I thought it would be: Her rumblings abdominal Were simply phenomenal And everyone thought it was me."

"What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !"

"Two cows walk into a vegan bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here."""