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Joke of the Day
"My neighbors are having a terrible fight in the front yard. I mean hanging Christmas lights. Same."
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"The first time I got a universal remote control... I thought to myself, ""This changes everything."""
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"What's tinier than a teeny weenie ant? An ant's teeny weenie."
"Reposts. What is the only thing that the r/Jokes community hates more than punchlines in the title?"
"Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain? Because of the indoor fins."
"I'm so lazy I bought a black Snuggie for funerals."
"What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor."
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